Seija Quest

[Tom]

> Look around for the source of the voice. If it's that dumbass doll that just blew us up...

> None other!
> Iris comes marching in from the Amanojaku shaped hole in the back of the shrine.

> She jumps up onto the ruined table and announces "You did it champs, way to kick off the competition!  What a fitting way to begin it all, with the destruction of the Hakurei Shrine!"

[Kilgamayan]

> How much of a crowd is around us?
> How much of a crowd is around Iris?
> Are people generally closer to us or to Iris?

[Tom]

> How much of a crowd is around us?

> You're standing near the entrance next to the crowd

> How much of a crowd is around Iris?

> No one, she's standing on a table in middle of the room where everyone can see her

> Are people generally closer to us or to Iris?

> The crowd right next to you is closest

[Kilgamayan]

> Move so we're more within the crowd, with several people around us.
> "Was that you that blew me up, then?"

[Tom]

> Move so we're more within the crowd, with several people around us.

> You blend in with the crowd

> "Was that you that blew me up, then?"

> The doll laughs "Wha-wha-what?  Little old me?  I would never!"
> With a grin it continues "One of you did this, and it's up to you to figure that part out!"

[Kilgamayan]

> How close are we to the inchling? Is she even present?

[Tom]

> How close are we to the inchling? Is she even present?

> Knowing how shy she is she's probably hiding towards the back of the crowd

[Kilgamayan]

> Have a look for her to locate her.

[Tom]

> Have a look for her to locate her.

> You stand on your toes to look around and spot someone wearing a bowl on their head towards the back of the crowd.

> Reimu steps forward about to say something to the doll
> "Your faith in your friends is telling you I did it...  but your intuition is telling you otherwise!"

> "Everyone already suspects you like Youkai more than the humans you swore to protect!  What faith will they have left once they find out you let your Youkai friends get away with destroying the shrine!?"

[Kilgamayan]

> Wave Shinmyoumaru toward us.

[Tom]

> Wave Shinmyoumaru toward us.

> You wave for Shinmyoumaru to approach and she slowly tries to make her way to you

> Iris notices you turn around and yells "Don't ignore me! Pay attention!  Cause y'all got work to do!"

> "You got until sunrise to find the culprit otherwise they win the competition and the rest of y'all lose!"

[Kilgamayan]

> Look back at Iris with an irritated expression.

[Tom]

> Look back at Iris with an irritated expression.

> Iris grins
> "Cause if you haven't exterminated the culprit by then I'm telling the whole village how worthless their shrine maiden really is!"

[Kilgamayan]

> Look at Reimu.
> Then glance back over at where Shinmyoumaru should be approaching us from, to see if she's reached us.

[Tom]

> Look at Reimu.

> Reimu looks absolutely furious!
> You glance back at Shinmyoumaru but she's right next to you

> Iris explains "Without faith Reimu would simply cease being a shrine maiden!"
> She then grins "And with no successor to the Hakurei bloodline the barrier would certainly fall!"

[Kilgamayan]

> Whisper to Shinmyoumaru: "Gimme a tap, then get ready to grab."
> Once this information is relayed, look back to Iris.
> Then, using what we learned when experimenting with Shinmyoumaru earlier, try to trade our position and orientation with Iris, without also trading sizes.

[Tom]

> Whisper to Shinmyoumaru: "Gimme a tap, then get ready to grab."
> Once this information is relayed, look back to Iris.
> Then, using what we learned when experimenting with Shinmyoumaru earlier, try to trade our position and orientation with Iris, without also trading sizes.

> Shinmyoumaru gives you a light tap with the mallet, filling you with energy

> You attempt to swap your location and orientation with the doll on the table but the weakpoints won't budge. It's like there's something heavy in the way preventing you from applying force

> Visibly worried Yukari steps up "My my, someones going to be in a heap of trouble once this is over"

> Remilia follows "I don't buy this nonsense..."

[Kilgamayan]

> Try swapping all three variables, then. We can deal with getting our size back later.

[Tom]

> Try swapping all three variables, then. We can deal with getting our size back later.

> You suddenly swap location, orientation and size with Iris, ending up on the table where she was standing.

> The now huge and disoriented Iris loses her balance from the swap and falls, knocking Shinmyoumaru and Sakuya over and yelling "What is the meaning of this!?"

[Kilgamayan]

> "Get her!"

[Tom]

> "Get her!"

> The shrine maiden darts for the now life-size doll, pinning it by the neck and whispering "Fix ... shrine ... now!"

> The doll as cheerful as ever responds "Only if you find who did this!"

[Kilgamayan]

> Who are the closest people to us now?

[Tom]

> Who are the closest people to us now?

> Yukari and Remilia since they were speaking to the doll before you swapped positions

[Kilgamayan]

> Hop off the table and head toward them.
> "Hey, could you two grab hold of me? Uh, maybe not quite that roughly, though."

[Tom]

> Hop off the table and head toward them.
> "Hey, could you two grab hold of me? Uh, maybe not quite that roughly, though."

> Yukari kneels and offers a hand for you to sit on while also patting you on the head
> She chuckles "How cute!"

[Kilgamayan]

> "Er, thanks."
> Have a seat on the hand.
> "Get a good hold of me, though, okay?"
> Can we still see Iris from here?
> Can we see Shinmyoumaru from here?

[Tom]

> "Er, thanks."
> Have a seat on the hand.
> "Get a good hold of me, though, okay?"
> Can we still see Iris from here?
> Can we see Shinmyoumaru from here?

> She holds you up and turns to look at Iris who's on the floor under Reimu's grip
> Shinmyoumaru is also on the ground helping hold Iris

> Iris laughs "Now get off!  You even realize how rude this is?  Don't make me have to do something you'll end up regretting!"

[Kilgamayan]

> Trade with Iris again, making no effort to focus on any of the three variables more or less than any others.

[Tom]

> Trade with Iris again, making no effort to focus on any of the three variables more or less than any others.

> You swap location, orientation and size with Iris once more and end up pinned under Reimu's iron grip.

> Yukari realizes what just happened and quickly grabs Iris with both hands!
> Visibly irritated the doll yells "Take that!" and seemingly passes out

> You hear a faint hissing sound and smell a familiar scent, that of lit gunpowder.

[Kilgamayan]

> "Oh, crap! She's gonna blow!"